The Earth has no natural satellites.

There is something terrible at the heart of the Sun. The government knows about it, but isn't telling anybody, since it isn't a threat... and if it becomes one, there's nothing we can do about it.


Ragnarok has already happened. The gods have been replaced. Their replacements are not what they seem.

Jesus returned in 1953. We should all be wearing little electric chairs around our necks.

Sexual congress with dogs was a common practice amongst the ancient royalty of Egypt. This is less disgusting than it sounds, as the ancient royalty of Egypt weren't human either.

The Earth's surface is artificial. The oceans were put here to keep something covered up.

The Holy Grail used in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is actually the Holy Grail. It's the one the villain drinks from.

It is often said that the Eskimo have 11 words for snow. Pedants like to point out that the words actually refer to different conditions, i.e. slushy or hard packed or fluffy. It is said there is a hidden word for snow, and anyone who learns its true meaning will be killed.

The polar bears are not disappearing. They are organizing.

The bizarre, nonsensical, childish Godzilla movies are a government funded project so people won't realize the original Gojira is a documentary.

Pluto was demoted from planet status not due to disagreement amongst astronomers over what constitutes a "planet" but to prevent anyone from noticing that it is no longer there.

We exist within a simulation. That simulation was in turn created by another simulation, and so on, ad infinitum. The problem is, there is no original.

Netflix is run by the Knights Templar. There's nothing particularly sinister about it, it just is.

The true purpose of the JFK assassination cover-up is to obscure the truth that the magic bullet was literally magic, i.e. enchanted so it could not miss.

Pokemon is based on the holy scriptures of an alien species from Andromeda.

The government has spent billions of dollars campaigning to undermine advocacy groups calling for a halt to the destruction of the rainforest. The domestic counter intelligence operations, black propaganda, and political fallout of resisting the environmental movement is much, much easier to deal with than what might happen if people knew why we're really burning the rainforest.

Ballroom dancing is derived from an Atlantean martial art. The true depth of the practice is lost.

There are nine men who secretly control the world. Sort of. They used to, but control of the world is now divided up between the nine unknown men, the freemasons, the Bavarian illuminati, dozens of shadowy occult groups and fraternal orders, and the United States Post Office. If something goes wrong they blame the CIA.


Did you ever notice that when you walk or drive in a car, the moon always seems to be in the same spot? The convenient explanation for this is that the moon's distance causes the angle from which we view it to be an imperceptible change. I believed that until I woke up one night and the moon was right outside my window.

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